The meta sequel to that dumb frank video that got popular
Being alive is getting really expensive
Hey, if you accidentally call a guy “daddy” in conversation, just save yourself by adding “-o” to the end and slick your hair back like a 1950’s greaser. And throw on your sick-ass leather jacket
Your thirst is hidden and now you’re the coolest dude in school
If I got one it would actually make my night
The Cramps, Can Your Pussy Do The Dog (1986)
Girls, wearing dresses made of cheese, posing in front of cars.
beauty comes in all shapes and sizes
this might be the most important post of my life
I am hurt and I am angry, but I will never become as terrible as you.
I want to get a tattoo of The Spine’s signature that’s black but transitions into red
If I find out anyone does this after I’ve posted this I’ll punch you right on your healing tattoo
Hurt - Hundredth
How I spent my time at Pompeii today