banderboucher:

The meta sequel to that dumb frank video that got popular

wakaflackalypse:

Being alive is getting really expensive

fakedick:

Hey, if you accidentally call a guy “daddy” in conversation, just save yourself by adding “-o” to the end and slick your hair back like a 1950’s greaser. And throw on your sick-ass leather jacket

Your thirst is hidden and now you’re the coolest dude in school

Which Anime character do I remind you of?

jinx-jinxagain:

If I got one it would actually make my night

zgmfd:

The Cramps, Can Your Pussy Do The Dog (1986)

pancaikes:

diabetic-homeless-hookers-18:

bucketofboners:

Girls, wearing dresses made of cheese, posing in front of cars.

what

beauty comes in all shapes and sizes

waaavy:

this might be the most important post of my life

waaavy:

this might be the most important post of my life

arijandro:

I am hurt and I am angry, but I will never become as terrible as you.

I want to get a tattoo of The Spine’s signature that’s black but transitions into red

If I find out anyone does this after I’ve posted this I’ll punch you right on your healing tattoo

dannyyw0rsnop:

cheesecore:
Hurt - Hundredth

dannyyw0rsnop:

cheesecore:

Hurt - Hundredth

uhmeliamay:

How I spent my time at Pompeii today